Amidst the preposterous father-son bonding, in which a borderline mongloid named Hawk (Sylvester Stallone) shares a long-haul trucking get-together with his son, as well as the finer points of arm wrestling via a pulley system generically rigged up by Hawk (pun intended) there is one the most comical, unbelievable scenes in movie history. While stopping for a bite to eat at a greasy spoon diner in which Hawk's prissy, weakling, snowflake, WASP son preaches about the benefits of health food Hawk decides that it is high time his son proves his worth and strength via an absurd arm-wrestling match staged between his son and a tough, street kid on top of a pinball machine. I'll let you be "surprised" by the outcome.
The ultimate arm wrestling showdown seems more like a collection of carnies or psych-ward patients than a group of competitors in an arm wrestling tournament. There is a pretty good chance that there was no blood testing at the time of this event, and if there were, more than one guy would be found with horse steroids or psychotropic drugs in his system. The favorite of the competition, Bull Harley, who seems like a villian in a video game because of his epic proportions, probably has stool bigger than Hawk's arms. Through sheer will and determination, Hawk manages to spin his hat around and channel the energy of 100 suns in order to win the title.
I'd feel bad about the spoiler if it weren't so painfully obvious and insignificant. The pleasure in this movie is the journey, not the destination. It's a great, mindless movie, and I watch it nearly every time it's on late-night TV.Whoa, hey! Hey, remember that movie "Kramer vs. Kramer"? Yeah, that was about child custody, too. Yeah, but it wasn't that good. I don't know, it was missing something, you know? Ah, what was it missing? I can't.. oh, wait! I know! Arm wrestling!Genius! Sylvester Stallone is a trucker who fights to have his child's custody and arm wrestles for money! The absolute best 80's music is orchestrated in this beautifully made motion picture artifact! I was shivering as the excitement crawled up my body like a spirit would dance in a house. YES! NO? YES! Overwhelming spiritual movement of an epic masterpiece can only be performed by the gigantic, oversized of a genius named Sylvester, Sylvester Stallone! He hath brought retribution to the movie audiences after "Rhinestone", another ideal flick. YES, hamanee times do I have to tell you that this movie is the real deal. It doesn't get any better than this. His opponent drinks oil and is ugly! YES! Stallone is now and forever a supernatural being that shouldn't be reckoned with!
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